Holidays = Bowl Games

So, here is the bowl schedule, which goes for about a month.  If the holidays weren't enough to drive you crazy with all the rat race schedules and family drama, one month of football, mediocre to good, is enough to put you over the edge.  It is then an assumption of the Average Guy Beer Review that you need beer to get you through all of it.  The question to the average beer guy and gal is this:  What kind of beer to enjoy during the viewing of bowl season during the holidays?  Average Guy Beer Reviews recommends the following:

Average Beer Guy Review Recommendations for Holiday Bowls
1.  Beer
2.  Cold Beer
3.  Cold Beer you like, maybe iced down in a cooler
4.  A comfortable chair
5.  A restroom close by
6.  Appropriate snacks that can rise to the task of accompanying the cold beer
7.  Cold Beer you like in a comfortable chair perhaps with a nice cigar if you so indulge
8.  Cold Beer you like in a comfortable chair with a nice cigar and a way to view the games outside if your wife or husband is like my wife and won't let you smoke a nice cigar with my cold beer in the house
9.  A place to have a fire outside if you are forced to go out and smoke your cigar and the climate isn't necessarily conducive to being outside but you also don't need a koozie because your beer will remain cold while you sit outside and enjoy a game and cigar in sub-zero weather.  That fire could be a grill going, killing two birds with one stone.
10. No need for a remote, almost all of the games, as you note by looking at the schedule, are on ESPN.

These conclusions were carefully researched by many scholars the world over.  The findings are data-driven with precise instruments and careful polling and formulas to make it meaningful.

We also usher in, this year, an official play-off system with four teams, ranked by a team of people each week until the final week. The rankings, aimed to end the subjective nature of the rankings of the past, were, of course, subjective, so the season starts December 20 and ends on January 14. 

Enjoy, Happy Holidays, and stay warm as you watch the bowl games of your choice with a cold beer of your choice.

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